handjob tips. give me some.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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