and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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