Whatcha textin bout Willis?
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize