I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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