He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I deserve this hangover.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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