This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
you inspire me to be a worse person
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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