On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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