I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Randomize
