He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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