Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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