the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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