honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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