i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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