Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
someone get that fucking seahorse.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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