kristin has been a bad kristin
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
there is glitter all over my balls
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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