What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
try to milk me bitch
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