I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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