help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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