you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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