everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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