i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I have feelings that need drinking.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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