Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
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