There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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