i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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