They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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