Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Randomize
