is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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