Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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