omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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