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I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
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You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
PANTIES FOUND
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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