But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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