i don't plan on having that self control this summer
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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