i just google imaged poop.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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