those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I love having hate sex.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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