16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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