IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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