Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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