so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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