Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Boobs are out for the taking
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Randomize
