Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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