my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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