nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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