Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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