Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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