its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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