C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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