Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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