If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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