Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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