do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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