As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
cat food counts as protein by the way
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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