i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
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