But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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