i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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