i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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